When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood of something, and I said, "I thought he was the Arnold Schwarzenegger," or "more like Arnold Schwarzenegger." He just looked at me like I was crazy. He didn't know what I was talking about.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

Sometimes I steal costumes.

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.