People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, "Man, you have a great American accent," and I go, "No, no, no, this is my accent. I don't do accents." And then they're really disappointed, and they try to punch me.

That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.

That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.