I'm just terrible. At talking. With words.

I'm just terrible. At talking. With words.

I'm pretty bad at seeing new films.

To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour

As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: "Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened" is one of the funniest lines in any film.

Why have a pet hate? Why should it be confined? My hate is both wide ranging and total.

I try to write every day. Sometimes the things come out well, and sometimes they don't. When they come out well you think, Wow, I must be really great; and when they come out poorly, you think you must be terrible, but the truth is that's how any process works.