'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.

Sheer necessity,-the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.

A man may think an untruth as well as speak one.

Illiterate him, I say, quite from your memory.

The silver ore of pure charity is an expensive article in the catalogue of a man's good qualities.