Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

There's only one truth about war: people die.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!

That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

Many a wretch has rid on a hurdle who has done less mischief than utterers of forged tales, coiners of scandal, and clippers of reputation.