Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.

If the thought is slow to come, a glass of good wine encourages it; and when it does come, a glass of good wine rewards it.

If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!

It is by women that nature writes on the hearts of men.

Sheer necessity,-the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.

In all cases of slander currency, whenever the forger of the lie is not to be found, the injured parties should have a right to come on any of the indorsers.