If the thought is slow to come, a glass of good wine encourages it; and when it does come, a glass of good wine rewards it.

Wit loses its point when dipped in malice.

A wise woman will always let her husband have her way.

Here is the whole set! a character dead at every word.

Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses

If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!

There's only one truth about war: people die.