A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.

I've done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning.

If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it.