All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.

Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as the adverts would have us believe, a virile young footballer with shiny hair, a rippling six pack and a trouser pouch like a new punch bag. He is, in fact, a middle-aged bloke wearing more chins than he started life with and carrying the clear evidence of forty years of beer and pies slung across his midriff.

I've been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it's not a comfortable feeling.

At home I drive an old Land Rover.

Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent.

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car!

I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.