I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.

I think a basic level of fitness can help the body cope with all manner of incidents.

All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.

And to Mindy, I can only ever say a simple thank you. And dedicate the rest of my life to her.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

If I can be cruel; I'm not a big fan of the Audi R8, actually.

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.