And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

Oversteer is best cause you dont see the tree that kills you.

I damaged all the complicated bits of the brain to do with processing and emotional control. I was prey to every single emotion that swept over me and I couldn't deal with it. I had to re-learn things from scratch.

Forty is brilliant and I love it. I'm happier now than when I was 20.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as the adverts would have us believe, a virile young footballer with shiny hair, a rippling six pack and a trouser pouch like a new punch bag. He is, in fact, a middle-aged bloke wearing more chins than he started life with and carrying the clear evidence of forty years of beer and pies slung across his midriff.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.