When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.

In the Tarot deck, the Fool is depicted as a young man about to step off a cliff into empty air. Most people assume that the Fool will fall. But we don't see it happen, and a Fool doesn't know that he's subject to the laws of gravity. Against all odds, he just might float.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)