When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.

All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.