Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me out with a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.

Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.