Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains. Once a man does the things you're talking about, he will never be the same, and he can never go back to who he was before. Worst of all, no matter how many enemies you kill, you are never satisfied. There is always one more who deserves it. When it becomes too easy to kill, it never ends.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.