I don't know a lot about politics, but I know a lot about baseball.

You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

You have to face the fact that the whole problem is really the blacks. The key is to devise a system that recognizes this all while not appearing to.

The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

Yet we can maintain a free society only if we recognize that in a free society no one can win all the time. No one can have his own way all the time, and no one is right all the time.

We should set goals within the limits of our resources while working to the limits of our powers.

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.