Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.

No words can describe the depths of my regret and pain at the anguish my mistakes over Watergate have caused the nation and the presidency - a nation I so deeply love and an institution I so greatly respect.

If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.

But it's not just the ratty part of town. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.

Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while.

A riot is a spontaneous outburst. A war is subject to advance planning.