Well, I'm not a crook.

The one thing sure about politics is that what goes up comes down and what goes down often comes up.

Now that all the members of the press are so delighted I lost, I'd like to make a statement. As I leave you I want you to know -just think how much you'll be missing. You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.

It is essential that we take steps to prevent chemical substances from becoming environmental hazards. Unless we develop better methods to assure adequate testing of chemicals, we will be inviting the environmental crisis of the future.

You don't know how to lie. If you can't lie, you'll never go anywhere.

The communists have lost the cold war, but the west has not yet won it.