This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation, because as a result of what happened in this week, the world is bigger, infinitely.

As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to the American people: Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible.

The one thing sure about politics is that what goes up comes down and what goes down often comes up.

Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion.

I have earned every cent. And in all of my years of public life I have never obstructed justice.

During the Prince's visit, King Timahoe will be referred to only as Timahoe, since it would be inappropriate for the Prince to be outranked by a dog.

I'll speak for the man, or against him, whichever will do him the most good.