Baseball is great because anything can happen through the ninth inning.
I have earned every cent. And in all of my years of public life I have never obstructed justice.
My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!
If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.
Extremists on the left tend to be just as critical of pragmatism as extremists on the right.
Tonight - to you, the great silent majority of my fellow Americans - I ask for your support.