My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything.

Defeat doesn't finish a man, quit does.

Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

The answer to many of the domestic problems we face is not higher taxes and more spending. It is less waste, more results and greater freedom for the individual American to earn a rightful place in his own community - and for States and localities to address their own needs in their own ways, in the light of their own priorities.

Now that all the members of the press are so delighted I lost, I'd like to make a statement. As I leave you I want you to know -just think how much you'll be missing. You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

If the President does it, it can't be illegal.