Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck.
Richard PeckI read because one of these days I'm going to get out of this town, and I'm going to go everywhere and meet everybody, and I want to be ready
Richard Peck...they'd just tell you to turn the other cheek, wouldn't they?...Trouble is, Mrs. Dowdel observed, after you've turned the other cheek four times, you run out of cheeks.
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