What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.