What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.

I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much better than that.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.