There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.

The MS really started going downhill in 1990.