I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?
You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.