A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?