A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.

To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll know. So I went about my business and then, one day, it jumped me. I couldn't get up... Your muscles trick you; they did me.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.