You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.