I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.