I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.

To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll know. So I went about my business and then, one day, it jumped me. I couldn't get up... Your muscles trick you; they did me.

Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.