I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.