Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.

Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.

Equilibrium is enjoyably classy trash.

I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.

The magic gets lost in translation.

That's why I've always been appreciative of truly creative radio commercials.