Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Richard RoeperSometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That's why they call it gambling, and that's why they keep flipping over the cards.
Richard RoeperYou can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.
Richard Roeper