I don't think America has ever had a center the way London is the center of England or Dublin is the center of Ireland.
I can be glib and truthful all at once.
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
There are a great many sins in this world, none of them original.
Have you ever noticed that when people use the expression 'I have to say', what follows usually needn't be said?
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.