If anyone's depressed for any reason, whether a relationship has fallen apart or they're having money problems, wearing feathered wings and a tutu takes you into a whole other world. A whole new woooooorld, a world of bright and shining stars!

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

My nickname is Dickie Jukebox.

Back in the 70s and 80s, women felt the discrimination of being overweight. And now 35% of the letters I receive are from men.

If I don't take care of myself, if I don't feel good about myself, how can I help others?

Miley Cyrus, like all of us, needs to be loved. We all come from complicated parents I understand her, and I love her, and I think things will be different with her. But you know, in the music business, sometimes you have to shock a little.

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box.