..Sage is convinced one extraneous calorie will make her go from super skinny to just regular skinny. Tragedy.

I hadn't gotten far when I ran into Mason. Good God. Men everywhere.

I can't wait until this show gets on the road," he said. "You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other's hair, telling ghost stories..." The reference to "ghost stories" hit a little closer to home than I was comfortable with. Not that choosing curtains or brushing Christian's hair was much more appealing.

While I'm fine with you two dating and being happy, please try not to break his heart too much when the time comes.

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What’re you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day?

Did you know that it's a lot harder to put organs back in the body than it is to get them out?

A year. We'd known each other only a year, but we'd lived a lifetime in it.