My life didnʹt need to be on the line for me to enjoy dessert.

Since I’m presuming you don’t mean you finally bought him a leash, let me say simply that there is a big difference between allowing an animal to ravage you and allowing yourself to be ravaged. One is common. The other is art. It is planned. Crafted, even. Only capable of being done by a master.

He was hiding from his problems in a bottle, something that went against every piece of my nature. Me? I couldnʹt let my problems win without a fight.

That's the great thing about being a writer. You dream up amazing questions... and then dream up even more amazing answers.

This was the kind of dress that changed the world. The kind of dress that started religions.

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What’re you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day?

Adrian gave me a look that said I was wasting his time. "Because Jet sounds badass.