My life was split by two worlds, but he kept me whole.

I clung to that spark of hope, nurturing it into a small flame that chased some of the shadows in my heart away.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

I'm telling you, I wanted to. But I was trapped. You of all people should know what it's like being caught between groups

I think it’s more like a shirt that says, ‘I’m going to have to end this date early so I can go prepare my Power Point presentation

My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

your eyes... they're beautiful.you're beautiful." *sigh*