He shook his head in mock sympathy. "I tell you, Sage. Sometimes I think I am the one who needs to take out the restraining order on you.

Ah, those two. In a fight, they’re lethal. Around each other, they melt.

You are so beautiful, it hurts me sometimes. -Dimitri to Rose

...hot pink with a star done in rainbow rhinestones on the front. It was god-awful. I bought it.

You two are a match made in heaven. Or somewhere.

I’m telling you, you’d like him. He goes to a public school and just started at Spencer’s. The other day, he was going off on unaerobic vs. aerobic respiration, and I was thinking, ‘You know who this sounds like? Melbourne.’” -- Trey

I wanted someone a little more approachable," I explained. "What, like Captain McTropicalShorts back there? Where on earth did you find him anyway?" "Just did an Internet search." Feeling a need to defend my research, I added, "He comes highly recommended." "By who? Long John Silver?