When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.

Cricket. Come summer holidays here in Australia not a whole lot else seems to matter. It's good stuff... Some would even go as far as to say, marvellous.

Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose, and the backslappers fade away.

Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!

A cricket ground is a flat piece of earth with some buildings around it.