When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!

Cricket has so many meanings to so many Australians. It’s become precisely that - an Australian way of life. And what a life it is. Some would even go as far as to say, ‘marvellous’.

The key thing was to learn the value of economy with words and to never insult the viewer by telling them what they can already see.

It was sad leaving the BBC; not quite like being divorced, but you don't leave after a period stretching from 1960 to 1999 without feeling a certain number of pangs.

He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

My mantra is: put your brain into gear and if you can add to what's on the screen then do it, otherwise shut up.