He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

The only thing that really annoys me is when all of a sudden you hear yourself on the radio advertising Smith's tyre shop or Blenkinsop's jam. They simply can't do that. And in Australia, occasionally I have to take action.

The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

A cricket ground is a flat piece of earth with some buildings around it.

When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!