Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.

Gatting at fine leg - that's a contradiction in terms.

Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

Out in the field, you haven't got anyone whispering into your ear saying all sorts of things, you've got to do it yourself.

The key thing was to learn the value of economy with words and to never insult the viewer by telling them what they can already see.

From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.