Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

The only thing that really annoys me is when all of a sudden you hear yourself on the radio advertising Smith's tyre shop or Blenkinsop's jam. They simply can't do that. And in Australia, occasionally I have to take action.

It was sad leaving the BBC; not quite like being divorced, but you don't leave after a period stretching from 1960 to 1999 without feeling a certain number of pangs.

The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.

Gatting at fine leg - that's a contradiction in terms.

When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!