From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.

The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.

Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose, and the backslappers fade away.

From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.

The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.

Media were never allowed into an Australian dressing room until I became skipper. I changed that and invited them in at the close of play each day, thereby confirming for many administrators they had appointed a madman as captain.

But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.