The only thing that really annoys me is when all of a sudden you hear yourself on the radio advertising Smith's tyre shop or Blenkinsop's jam. They simply can't do that. And in Australia, occasionally I have to take action.

He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

In fact, as a spin bowler, you have to work on the batsman over after over.

Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose, and the backslappers fade away.

But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.

Gatting at fine leg - that's a contradiction in terms.

The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.