The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

Gatting at fine leg - that's a contradiction in terms.

When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!

Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose, and the backslappers fade away.

My mantra is: put your brain into gear and if you can add to what's on the screen then do it, otherwise shut up.

Cricket has so many meanings to so many Australians. It’s become precisely that - an Australian way of life. And what a life it is. Some would even go as far as to say, ‘marvellous’.