Being attached to America these days is like being in a pen with a wounded bull.
America and Canada are the best friends. We've always been the best friends.
I always knew I was gay. I always knew that somehow it would work out.
I don't believe in outing people. It's up to the individual, but there's nothing wrong putting the pressure on.
And in Canada we, you know, it costs us three or $400 million to have an election. You know, it's always been my position that we shouldn't complain about that; that's the price of admission for a living in a great democracy.
We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. "Why do this," you may ask? Because it'll be fun.