Sometimes mortals can be more horrible than monsters.
Hey Grover! Thorn's kidnapping us! He's a poisonous spike-throwing maniac! Help!
Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words "low-carb diet" mean anything to you?
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.
I'm a teacher still, but with a much larger classroom.
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!