I didn’t know baboons could drive recreational vehicles, but Khufu did okay. When I woke up around dawn, he was navigating through the early morning rush hour in Houston, baring his fangs and barking a lot, and none of the other drivers seemed to notice anything out of the ordinary.

I've never been a collector - just a consumer - and these days unless a book is signed to me by another author, I don't normally have any qualms about passing it to a friend or donating it to the library.

And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?

Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. “How come I never get invited on these violent trips?

Imagine jumping into a pit of boiling acid. Now multiply that pain times fifty." -Percy

I like to have a simple workplace.

Even the gods couldn't devise a fates so twisted.