Someday, you will make an excellent guardian ba.โ โThanks,โ I muttered. โCanโt wait to be poultry forever.
Rick RiordanJust his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.
Rick RiordanYou deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
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