All right cupcakes listen up!

Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy!

All invincible and stuff

That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?

Bessie?” I looked down at the bull serpent. “But… he’s too cute. He couldn’t destroy the world.” -Percy Jackson

Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek. Travis: You are a geek.

I thought maybe he was seeing another tree. - Juniper