Piper patted his shoulder. “Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie.

I excel at pulling strings!” said Arachne. “I’m a spider!

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!” “But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!

If you've ever tried ba travel, I wouldn't recommend it-- unless of course you fancy turning into a phantom chicken and rafting uncontrollably through the currents of the Duat.

I'd come to respect the bag.

Ma’at demands a leader.” “Yeah so I’ve heard.