Aphrodite strikes again, huh? You're gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen.

You’re probably thinking: Wait, you just charged in without a plan? But Annabeth and I had been fighting together for years. We knew each other’s abilities. We could anticipate each other’s moves. I might have felt awkward and nervous about being her boyfriend, but fighting with her? That came naturally. Hmm…that sounded wrong. Oh, well.

But this plan of yous!' Tawaret shuddered, causing a tsunami of jiggling hippo flesh.

We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land.

I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon. ~Carter Kane

She’s pretty,” Zethes mumbled. “I mean, she’s right.

dealing with any man means dealing with multiple personalities.