Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor.

Travis: The Aphrodite kids were ripping each other’s clothes and throwing lipstick and jewellery. It was like a rabid herd of wild Bratz.

The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.

Sure, sis!' Then he raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. 'I feel a haiku coming on.

[Percy] kept hoping things would get better for Annabeth and him, but their lives just got more dangerous, as if the Three Fates were up there spinning their futures with barbed wire instead of thread just to see how much two demigods could tolerate.

I smiled at the giant. “Actually, Cacus, I have another secret weapon.” The giant’s eyes lit up with greed. “Another weapon? I will steal it! I will copy it and sell the knockoffs for a profit! What is this secret weapon?” “Her name is Annabeth,” I said. “And she’s one of a kind.

All I could think to say was, "The Lakers are my home team!